The shits explain some selected sexual techniques

sorry about the bad audio.
the gay decided he wanted to eat at el balazos...

TSDVlog #1

thanks yogurt shack.

and gus.

derek, derek, derek...

"Retarted" is not a word...It's RETARDED

TSD Update is we've almost prepared for filming. BUT WE DID FILM A VIDEO BLOG TODAY...err yesterday?

Derek, good memories....

wednesday nights at the nob

So it's become this strange tradition that Neema and I always go to Nob Hill a.k.a: The Nob after our Philosophy class instructed by Gaykin. Tonight was especially crazy because although we originally started at El Nobo. Usually we spend most of our time wandering through the bakery/premade foods section checking out the cookie selection and cold beverages or occasionally sit and watch the Food Network at the Nob Cafe for a good half hour or five. We did that today, but also went to the cold drinks base and extension which is deeper within the store.
After a good 15 minutes of trying to decide what to buy, Neema brought up the idea of going to the Hostess dumpster. Remembering my high school days when I used to "dumpster dive," I decided that I was never going to do it again. But then Neema convinced me that he'll drive and I'll just show him where it is, so I obliged.
Being in Neema's van is like bigger than my room and it's really fun to not drive. So anyways we get to Dublin and pull up to the Hostess dumpster and discover nothing to be found. Then Neema saw the KFC and it was a connection that could not be stopped. I have been to KFC maybe twice in my life and have not once had a good experience. But Neema apparently NEEDED to get "corn" which I think is just retarted.
We walk in and the whole place is under construction and my first thought is that it smells like PETCO which was fucking disgusting. So then we get to the counter and the really nice dirty lady tells us that they are out of corn after a good 2 minutes of searching high and low for a cob. I was so relieved until she told us it would be 10 minutes and then they'd be ready. Damnit. So Neema bought 4 cobs and I got two KFC snackers and a side of macncheese. Then he put the change into my front pocket for me TWICE which confirmed to EVERYONE else in the "establishment" that yes, we were a gay couple enjoying a casual dining experience at our local Kentucky Fried Chicken with The Colonel.
So we go and sit down and about ten minutes pass by when the manager puts the food on the counter and says "is this for here or to go?" and Neema says "for here" while we're still sitting. And I'm wondering "wow, will they like bring it to us if it's for here?" because if so, that might make up for the petco smell, the dirty lady, the 10 minutes and the $7 I spent. So then the manager just leaves it on the counter and walks away saying "there you go."
I swear to god you guys, I thought I was going to die laughing. I seriously laughed so hard because of the following reasons
-she just left it there
-i was in kfc
-at 9:30 pm
-with dublin hoodrats galore
-and Neema
-who is eating 4 cobs of corn.
So NEITHER of these food choices were good ideas. I'm pretty sure I won't be able to poop for the next 3 days.

UPDATE ON TSD:
ask neema.

DEREK

Procrastination Station

So last night as my head hit the pillow I realized that I have this mini project due in my first class (45 min from now). I told myself "it's cool, you'll just wake up early and do it then."
So when I woke up I was like "......facebook." And now I'm on here blogging about it. When I really need to do it cause it's like 20 points.
But it reminded me about how most of the TSD script was written in procratination mode. Like, I used writing the script to get out of doing SO much homework and reading.

anyway.....

In case you were wondering....

Today is April Fool's Day,




In other news,
I recieved my MacBook Pro yesterday, And have proceeded to rape it since.


EDIT:
Fuck everything I wrote up there.
Allie's post is scary, and I didn't see it for some reason even though i've been on the page...but anyway. ignore this post...i dont know...

i have a short memory

I totally forgot i was supposed to be blogging.
And Derek thanks for the flattery.. but i was in no way a hot 7th grader. Check those Pine Valley yearbooks. I definitely grew into myself since then.. Oh but yes.. Snow white and friends. I played the part of Pythagorus and i hate math.. And yes there was rapping and weird animals and all sorts of crazy shiz and a kiss between lital and stone that stone still talks about. makes me think it was his first kiss...
I had a shoot at Levis yesterday. It was my second one... and it was basically 6 hours long..
But look for me in the catalog.. You will see me in sunglasses sitting on a couch and then my crotch and bum a million times in different styles of jeans i believe but at least i can look at it and go hey thats my bum. Bum. i enjoy that.
I fully realized the wonders of photoshop and retouching after that shoot and also when i came upon this gem : ... what mario would look like with same proportions...as a human.. i would never let this man near my children. but then.. i saw this one...

This frightens me.

Hairdresser, Hairdresser!

This is my new favorite Stairway to Stardom video.
I love it so much.
She wrote the song herself.
I truly hope that TSD can bring this much joy to gay teens around the world as Lucille Cataldo does with this song.

Sex please.

SO I edited this a bit, and turned it in into a film festival.
I didn't know what I was going to do. I told Woods that my film was going to be called "Operation Perspective", but I had nothing in mind. So, I took this, added some scenes, bleeped it out/dubbed part of it again. It's not on youtube, so I'll post the original.

And it begins

Hi all :) I'm Lora, I'll be playing the part of Allison (my evil little lovebug) on TSD. I'm a member of the Cal High Improv Team (with Neema, Nate, Megan, and Viv)... I like theatre... I like music/randomly breaking out into song. And I love Derek Smith showing up at my house with gifts ahahhah I'll leave it at that.

I am truly stoked to be a part of this wonderful production and am even more excited to contribute random videos to this monster of a blog.

I have footage from a night of hanging with Derek and Megan that needs to be edited and posted here (cough, neema, cough). I might just post it unedited for you all to laugh at. Buuut its like 10 minutes long.

Okay, enough rambling.

I've been obsessed with these videos.. these guys basically hate their roommate and play hella pranks on him. Its wonderful ahhah

I'm excited to see TSD blossom into a beautiful flower of a sitcom :D

Oh, and basically, I love Neema and his beautiful baby-making rod.

OKAY IT'S SETTLED

To combine the ideas for the picture that defines the relationship between Neema and I...

Derek, I completely disagree...

If theres a picture that shows our relationship, it would either be one of these

TBAA

If there's any picture to define Neema and I's relationship...

I've Got Some Introducin To Do...

I am SO excited that Allie and Nate have joined us on the blog! (Where the shit is Miggy?) Here's a little background on our two lovely cast members and loves.

Allie Haney is a gorgeous blonde bombshell who will be playing the role of "Nora," who is one of Damon's best friends. She and I go way back; when Allie was a totally hot 7th grader, I was an awkward 8th grader who really liked drama. We both starred in the notable show "Snow White and Friends" which was a fucking joke. I'm pretty sure there were rap songs involved in this "updated" spin on the classic fairy tale. I played the huntsman who couldn't kill Snow White (even though I wanted the prince ) when she took the role of Pythagorus-one of the seven dwarfs. Currently, Allie enjoys her secret love for musicals, starbucks and looking way hot at gay clubs. Allie came into TSD originally cast as a lesbian, then as the vaginal actress. I then had her read for the role of Nora and when we read a scene together it was bliss and I had a coniption fit inside Starbucks. She's perfect for the role. This is becoming way superflous. Let's move on...

Nate Deakers is a strapping young man who is playing Damon's brother "Brett." Although he may not remember Nate and I's relationship started out before I'd ever met him. My sister had a crush on Nate in 5th grade. Nate and I did drama at Cal High together. We shared the stage in The Curious Savage my senior year. Nathan played a money hungry politician while I played a retard. I'm sorry if you don't like the word retard, I happen to adore it. Anyways, I've watch Nate on stage since and enjoy everything he does film and theatre wise. He is now the improv captain (along with Neema) at Cal High and has lead the best improv troupe that I've ever seen at Cal. Nate came into TSD baisically as an offer. Neema and I both thought of Nate to play Brett but thought it would be a good idea to look around, but ended up not finding anyone who could do what Nate could. Nate is also perfect for the part of Brett and brings something really great to the character.

Soon we'll have Miguel posting. Right? And the next post I have should be a video! Not the episode, but a little informational thing about the show.

Peace and Love,

Derek

Here I is

Well like Allie I am also new to these new fangled bloger machines. In fact I just spent a good 15 minutes trying to figure out how to post one of these...

Well I will explain my self in time but first lets watch some random Video Pro videos i was in....yess i know they are some of the gayest movies you have ever seen. A good laugh though. And know i didnt direct them... it is none other than Josh Van Winkle



this is his western



all were complete improv.... it shows