The shits explain some selected sexual techniques

sorry about the bad audio.
the gay decided he wanted to eat at el balazos...

TSDVlog #1

thanks yogurt shack.

and gus.

derek, derek, derek...

"Retarted" is not a word...It's RETARDED

TSD Update is we've almost prepared for filming. BUT WE DID FILM A VIDEO BLOG TODAY...err yesterday?

Derek, good memories....

wednesday nights at the nob

So it's become this strange tradition that Neema and I always go to Nob Hill a.k.a: The Nob after our Philosophy class instructed by Gaykin. Tonight was especially crazy because although we originally started at El Nobo. Usually we spend most of our time wandering through the bakery/premade foods section checking out the cookie selection and cold beverages or occasionally sit and watch the Food Network at the Nob Cafe for a good half hour or five. We did that today, but also went to the cold drinks base and extension which is deeper within the store.
After a good 15 minutes of trying to decide what to buy, Neema brought up the idea of going to the Hostess dumpster. Remembering my high school days when I used to "dumpster dive," I decided that I was never going to do it again. But then Neema convinced me that he'll drive and I'll just show him where it is, so I obliged.
Being in Neema's van is like bigger than my room and it's really fun to not drive. So anyways we get to Dublin and pull up to the Hostess dumpster and discover nothing to be found. Then Neema saw the KFC and it was a connection that could not be stopped. I have been to KFC maybe twice in my life and have not once had a good experience. But Neema apparently NEEDED to get "corn" which I think is just retarted.
We walk in and the whole place is under construction and my first thought is that it smells like PETCO which was fucking disgusting. So then we get to the counter and the really nice dirty lady tells us that they are out of corn after a good 2 minutes of searching high and low for a cob. I was so relieved until she told us it would be 10 minutes and then they'd be ready. Damnit. So Neema bought 4 cobs and I got two KFC snackers and a side of macncheese. Then he put the change into my front pocket for me TWICE which confirmed to EVERYONE else in the "establishment" that yes, we were a gay couple enjoying a casual dining experience at our local Kentucky Fried Chicken with The Colonel.
So we go and sit down and about ten minutes pass by when the manager puts the food on the counter and says "is this for here or to go?" and Neema says "for here" while we're still sitting. And I'm wondering "wow, will they like bring it to us if it's for here?" because if so, that might make up for the petco smell, the dirty lady, the 10 minutes and the $7 I spent. So then the manager just leaves it on the counter and walks away saying "there you go."
I swear to god you guys, I thought I was going to die laughing. I seriously laughed so hard because of the following reasons
-she just left it there
-i was in kfc
-at 9:30 pm
-with dublin hoodrats galore
-and Neema
-who is eating 4 cobs of corn.
So NEITHER of these food choices were good ideas. I'm pretty sure I won't be able to poop for the next 3 days.

UPDATE ON TSD:
ask neema.

DEREK

Procrastination Station

So last night as my head hit the pillow I realized that I have this mini project due in my first class (45 min from now). I told myself "it's cool, you'll just wake up early and do it then."
So when I woke up I was like "......facebook." And now I'm on here blogging about it. When I really need to do it cause it's like 20 points.
But it reminded me about how most of the TSD script was written in procratination mode. Like, I used writing the script to get out of doing SO much homework and reading.

anyway.....

In case you were wondering....

Today is April Fool's Day,




In other news,
I recieved my MacBook Pro yesterday, And have proceeded to rape it since.


EDIT:
Fuck everything I wrote up there.
Allie's post is scary, and I didn't see it for some reason even though i've been on the page...but anyway. ignore this post...i dont know...

i have a short memory

I totally forgot i was supposed to be blogging.
And Derek thanks for the flattery.. but i was in no way a hot 7th grader. Check those Pine Valley yearbooks. I definitely grew into myself since then.. Oh but yes.. Snow white and friends. I played the part of Pythagorus and i hate math.. And yes there was rapping and weird animals and all sorts of crazy shiz and a kiss between lital and stone that stone still talks about. makes me think it was his first kiss...
I had a shoot at Levis yesterday. It was my second one... and it was basically 6 hours long..
But look for me in the catalog.. You will see me in sunglasses sitting on a couch and then my crotch and bum a million times in different styles of jeans i believe but at least i can look at it and go hey thats my bum. Bum. i enjoy that.
I fully realized the wonders of photoshop and retouching after that shoot and also when i came upon this gem : ... what mario would look like with same proportions...as a human.. i would never let this man near my children. but then.. i saw this one...

This frightens me.